A critical hit to your brain's awesome lobe.
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Sunday, March 6, 2011
Remain Calm
By the way, I dunno the source on this, so if anyone knows let me know. I want to give credit where credit is due.
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Things I have learned
The move has been a slow process; between Brad getting a second job (woot!!), me working my butt off, and just day to day living it has been a heck of a time just to try to get over there and get the stuff.
At the new place I am living with roommates, both of which are guys (Hi Akshal and Kaz, yep I am talking about you), and it has made me learn some things. Some very valuable things.
Things I have learned:
6. Boys are gross. I am not the most cleanly person myself (I hate folding clothes, and am the most comfortable in pajama pants), but boys are just a whole different breed of dirty.
5. On a related note, boys fart... They fart a lot...
4. Dishes are the worst. I do them (or Brad does them), I look away and BAM more dishes. I thought just 2 people making dirty dishes was bad, but with 4 of us... I think they (the dishes) are multiplying behind our backs. It is the only explanation.
3. My friends are nerds. We game 2 days out of the week (some of our friends game more), and the days we are not playing Brad and the guys are playing Magic the Gathering or we are all playing World of Warcraft.
2. I seriously don't want to have kids yet. With the pets our house is crowded enough, I don't want to add more things that cause smells and get underfoot.
1. Always look before you sit down on the toilet. Wet butt cheeks suck, 'nuff said.
Hopefully we will finish moving soon, because I miss my X-Box.
At the new place I am living with roommates, both of which are guys (Hi Akshal and Kaz, yep I am talking about you), and it has made me learn some things. Some very valuable things.
Things I have learned:
6. Boys are gross. I am not the most cleanly person myself (I hate folding clothes, and am the most comfortable in pajama pants), but boys are just a whole different breed of dirty.
5. On a related note, boys fart... They fart a lot...
4. Dishes are the worst. I do them (or Brad does them), I look away and BAM more dishes. I thought just 2 people making dirty dishes was bad, but with 4 of us... I think they (the dishes) are multiplying behind our backs. It is the only explanation.
3. My friends are nerds. We game 2 days out of the week (some of our friends game more), and the days we are not playing Brad and the guys are playing Magic the Gathering or we are all playing World of Warcraft.
2. I seriously don't want to have kids yet. With the pets our house is crowded enough, I don't want to add more things that cause smells and get underfoot.
1. Always look before you sit down on the toilet. Wet butt cheeks suck, 'nuff said.
Hopefully we will finish moving soon, because I miss my X-Box.
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