Remain Calm

By the way, I dunno the source on this, so if anyone knows let me know. I want to give credit where credit is due.

Donutty

Puns are fun! Yay!

Rage Guy Megan

This happens to me ALL THE TIME!

Anyways, much thanks to Purple who gave me the awesomest set of pens for Christmas!!!!

All about DT

Early post today. Mainly because I have to work on making money tomorrow, but also because it was way to great to not get this story up. I want to seriously stress that this actually happened.

This happened to DT today at work.

Ahhh DT.

We love you so much, because only you can pull stuff like this, and, not only get not fired, but get the customer to laugh it off.

You are a wonder, but next Magic game, you are going down.

Also HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOVO!!!! We loves you bunches!

Magic: The Gathering....of weirdos

Late post today. Yard work and other obligations had to be done first. Speaking of yard work, I have a bur plant in my yard, and came back in with more burs than a girl wearing a bikini in the arctic. I have no idea where the stupid plant is, but it is now my mission to find it and take it down, Solid Snake style.

On to today's topic.

As I said in a previous post, Brad, a friend of ours named DT, and I have been playing a lot of Magic: The Gathering. We are all like 2 steps away from a serious addiction problem with it. I've started to notice though that it is a dirty, dirty game. Not in a sense of physical exertion, or cheating....well much (I'm lookin' at you Brad). It's just that several of the much used phrases, taken out of context, can be horribly dirty. Especially if you are as immature as we are.

Inevitably, and usually multiple times, during the night someone will say something and we will collapse into giggles (well, I giggle, the boys chuckle all manly like I suppose). A couple of weeks ago I started writing down the things that have been said, so that everyone who reads this can be just as immature as we are.

Things we have said, taken completely out of context:

Tap that

I forgot to tap that.

I wish I hadn't tapped that.

Tink me, Tink me hard.

Go ahead and tink me, you know you wanna.

I don't have a very happy hand. I have a sad hand.

You just got black blazed. (linked because I felt it may need some explanation)

Don't put your red deck in my box. You know it doesn't go there.

-Brad to DT: you have a huge deck.

Stop pulling stuff out of your a**.

Take it.

Yep, those things have come out of our faces at one time or another, and in the gaming context they are all completely innocent.

Wait....

No they're not.

Also Mom,

If you are reading this, I'm sorry my humor is still at a fifth grade level, but you have to admit....it's pretty funny though.....right?.....right??

It’s that time again!

It's ITWSSG Saturday!!!

So, Lo' and unto you I do present the latest ITWSSG. The peasants may start rejoicing at any time.



See you on Monday folks! Tomorrow is Brad's day off and fabric shopping!!